Video transcript

Hi, I’m Madeleine and I have a disability

And I’m Dave. Don’t get up Maddie.

Very funny Dave. And my name’s Karen. And we’re here today to tell you that it shouldn’t be a big song and dance to employ people with disabilities like us.

Song and dance!?!?!

Alright then!!!!...

(I'm) sorry

I hate to be a jerk

(I'm) sorry

I'm don't think this will work

(I'm) sorry. There's nothing I can do

It's out of my hands mate, but good luck to you.

You're talented, you're neat

You'd be hired in a beat

But I'm calling now tell you

so it's clear, I'll spell it out for you_______

(You're on) the NO pile,

The NO pile,

We haven't got a place for you______

I’m Sorry

I'm just not that thrilled

(I'm Sorry) The position has been filled.

but I'm willing and I'm able

all I need is a custom table

You said I'm talented, I'm neat

that I'd be hired in a beat

But I'm calling now tell you

so it's clear, I'll spell it out for you_____

(You're on) the NO pile,

The NO pile,

We haven't got the space for you

(You're going straight to) the NO pile,

Not the give-you-a-GO pile,

there's nothing we can do

The NO pile,  (three part harmonies)

The NO pile,

The NO pile,

The NO pile...Whoaahh!!!

Unfortunately you both didn't get the job. Sooo, sorry...

Why not!?

Well with your coarse voice are you able to communicate effectively

I've just got a sore throat!

Spoken Karen:

Well, I don't like that tie.

What tie?

Well we have a lot of international clients you really need to be able to teleport...

(We’re on) the NO pile,

The NO pile,

We haven't got the space for you

(We’re going straight to) the NO pile,

Not the give-you-a-GO pile,

There's nothing we can do

(You're on) the NO pile

You don't have a car

The NO pile

I'll just take the bus

The NO pile.

I don't like your beard

The NO pile

I'll shave it off no fuss

The NO pile

You don’t have x-ray vision  

The NO pile

Is that even a thing??

The NO pile.

It's not my decision

The NO pile

I'm sorry you’re going to the NO PILE!

(big musical outro, Karen sings Gospel Diva style)

All I can say, is that I can’t wait for the day

that they realise everybody, has a role to play.

(Massive drum fill to finish)

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